Daddy said he doesn't have bail money for us...

Notre Dame de la route, protéger-nous. Notre Dame de la route, protéger-nous. Notre Dame de la route, protéger-nous.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Luang Prabang, Shompoo Cruise, and northern Thailand

We had an extra half-day in Hanoi, due to Vietnam airlines cancelling our morning flight, so we took advantage of the Pearl Spa at our hotel (Hanoi Pearl) and I was NOT disappointed!!! My massage therapist was AMAZING and the lady who did my facial was equally fabulous (although Ryan informed me that she wasn't the best massage therapist). I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the therapists at the spa, since sometimes hotels can be hit-and-miss.
The sun finally came out as we were leaving Hanoi (of course!) and we had our last phó bo's at the airport, with our last Saigon Specials. Lao Airlines was great, and the difference is that the 'first/premium class' (not us) is at the back of the plane, as the plane boards/disembarks for the back as well. Worked for us, since our seats were three rows away from the start of the fancy section ;)
We hustled across the tarmac and were the second in line for our visas. The bags arrived so quickly that we got the impression that airport staff just wanted to go HOME.....too bad they had to wait for the remainder of the flight patrons to get their visas lol.
Villa Chitdara was a lovely, family-run, French-friendly, olden teak-style guesthouse, and our room was on the second floor facing the street, so we watched the Almsgiving to the monks the next morning at 6am. It's sad that the Buddhist tradition has attracted a lot of tourists who simply don't respect it or the culture. We witnessed two white tourists who had come in a minivan with their tour guide: they were not seated properly (they were on small chairs, as opposed to traditional mats, since you're supposed to be lower than the monks - it's a respect thing!!!) and they looked at the monks while they placed rice in their baskets (you're (women ESPECIALLY) are supposed to keep your head down in a respectful manner and place the rice in their baskets and not make eye contact). We saw another man take FLASH photographs! Obviously he didn't read the signs posted all over Luang Prabang (see below). Unfortunately, there is much talk that the morning Almsgiving tradition might have to end, due to the ongoing disrespectful behaviour of ignorant tourists.
The city (town?) is fairly small (another UNESCO World Heritage site!) and very walkable, although tuk-tuks are plentiful and extremely willing to drive you to Kuang Si and Mae Sa waterfalls. Budget-conscious tourists and backpackers find a tuk-tuk early and wait for it to fill with passengers, so that they split the cost six to eight ways, averaging approximately 20,000 kip ($2.50 USD) per person. Ryan and I visited Kuang Si waterfalls on my mother's 65th birthday, and I will explain the majesty of this place in further detail below.
On our first day in LP, we walked around town and had a sindad (Laotian BBQ, very similar to Korean BBQ, but with soup and loads of veg) and several large bottles of Beer Lao (our new favourite!) at Dyen Sabai, which is across the river that surrounds LP. You must cross an old, rickety bamboo bridge and pay 5,000 kip to cross, as that fee goes to rebuilding the bridge every year after the wet season (during which Dyen Sabai provides a free boat to cross the river). The food was amazing and the place had free wifi, so we stayed for a couple of hours ;) We ate dinner that evening at the night market, where you could fill your plate with amazing vegetarian food for just 15,000 kip (less than $2 USD). 
The next day we ventured to Kuang Si waterfall and agreed to pay our tuk-tuk driver 100,000 kip for the return trip, meaning we had three hours to enjoy the falls and the bear sanctuary before heading back to town.
Ryan ended up trekking to the very top of the falls, but I had had enough walking by then (we had already walked a great deal to get to the main falls). Kuang Si is AMAZING!!! The water is this crystal-blue (explanation below in photos) and it's like something out of a dream - it doesn't even look real. Believe me when I say the photos do not do it justice. We also visited the Bear Sanctuary and got to watch these amazing rescued sun bears just play and do their own thing :)
Ryan got sick that night, presumably from the manager of Jasmine Junk, who seemingly had a cold and shook Ryan's hand, so the next few days/nights were not pleasant for him, as he had to deal with a very high fever that was difficult to shake. He spent the majority of the Shompoo Cruise reading, while I forced water and herbal tea down his sore throat. We visited Pak Ou cave and saw the thousand Buddha images that villagers have brought and left for centuries, as doing so is seen as good luck for their families. This is also where we learned of the seven different types of Buddha, one for every day of the week. This will be explained during the next post Chiang Rai & Chiang Mai.
The Shompoo Cruise was great - the seats were plentiful  and comfortable, there was enough room to stretch out and take a nap (the boat can hold up to 40 people, but we only had 9!!!), the food was homemade and DELICIOUS, and our guide was helpful and kind. The stay in Pak Beng, however, was very basic and kinda sketchy: Pak Beng is basically a town where all the slowboats going up/downstream stop overnight. We picked a basic accommodation, and that's what we got. We had a traditional Laotian meal at a restaurant on the other side of the road, and although we worried about preparation, all was well (except for Ryan's ongoing fever - pauvre Ryan!!).
We crossed into Thailand just after 5pm on January 19, and I was surprise to find the Thai border as lax as it was....maybe because a lot of people don't cross overland anymore? We totally could have brought in our half-finished bottle of duty-free scotch (purchased when leaving Vietnam), but we donated it to the boat instead. Daddy's words ring out in my ears: "no bail money!" ......plus we didn't want to risk our bags being randomly searched.
The IBIS Styles Chiang Khong Riverfront was perfect for our one night stopover, except that Ryan's fever was the worst and we had to keep wetting towels in order for him to cool down (even WITH the air con on!). We had a lovely bungalow on the Mekong River overlooking Laos, and the open-air restaurant was very nice. We were lucky enough to get a lift into town early the next morning to take the bus to Chiang Rai, and so continues our adventure.....
Our EXCELLENT Hanoi tour guide Hai
Lao Airlines
Those are the tourists taking part in the Alms Giving
No flash photos 
As close as my iPhone could zoom
Tourists should be forced to read this as they enter Luang Prabang 
Dyen Sabai
Laotian BBQ (Sindad)
My selfie stick is actually amazing
Shompoo Cruise!
Chillin' with Pinky Pie
We saw so many cows, goats, and buffalo! They liked going into the Mekong to cool off in the afternoon, but I didn't get photo proof :(
The patterns the water/tide made on the sand were really neat; sadly when I zoom close with my iPhone the photos do no turn out well, so here's a random landscape photo
Enjoying the view of Laos and the Mekong with my first Chang
Sunrise and the infinity pool we never got to enjoy. G'bye, Chiang Khong!

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Hanoi, why you gotta be so rainy all the time? (READ THIS BEFORE HALONG BAY POST!!!)

Smooth sailing getting out of Hoi An, except that the flight we were booked on didn't exist that day. We got the next flight (Hoàn had organized/confirmed all of this, and advised us the morning that we left of the new departure time), but no-one informed our tour guide in Vietnam's capital city (Hai, who is tied with Sunny for the best tour guide EVER!!!), and as a result Hai waited at the airport forgery hours before we finally met him. Hanoi was cold (17 degrees) and raining, which is what I had expected due to my research. Turns out that Hanoi was having an awesome (unseasonably warm and dry) winter before we arrived - it was the first day of rain and colder temperatures LOL
Hai recommended the best spot in Hanoi for phó bó (Vietnamese beef noodle soup) and it was SO GOOD that we ate there three separate times. We were never disappointed, and the price couldn't be beat (55,000 dong per bowl of phó, which equates to roughly $4 CAD)!
On day 9 of the stomach bug from hell, I was feeling my old self again, and celebrated that evening by enjoying some 2 for 1 ciders at Polite Pub, with some Americans that we had met at BeBe in Hoi An. But first...
We toured around Hanoi during the rainy day, with nary a care in the world because we had our Patagonia shells, which serve as the outer layer if our winter jackets ;)
We got driven around the Old Quarter by two gentlemen that should have been retired, not pedalling tourists around (!), visited the Ho Chi Minh mausoleum (widely adored by the Vietnamese, "Uncle Ho" brought freedom to Vietnam, until the French and Americans decided that wouldn't work for them and broke several United Nations treaties to bomb the crap out of the country. His body is extremely well preserved, and the Mausoleum is closed for two months out of the year so that the embalmer can work his magic. Seriously, it looks like he's just sleeping, not like he's been dead since 1969), the Museum of Ethnology, aaaaaaaand then we got stuck in traffic. The goal was to send a box home, seeing as Ryan and I were already too close to our 20kg limit (each) to continue traveling for another three weeks, but due to the ridiculous traffic, we were late getting to the Water Puppet performance. Thank God for Hai, since we could NOT have navigated the Vietnam postal service without him (DHL was too expensive/too quick, and there was no FedEx to be found)!!!
Arrived to the performance fifteen minutes late, but it was so lovely that we enjoyed every minute of the live music and literal puppets in water. Those puppeteers don't mess around! During the performance, we noticed a couple that we had met while I was having my first fitting at BeBe in Hoi An - from Oregon and travelling with their 13-month old daughter that was the highlight of wherever they went ;) we decided to go for Polite Pub's happy hour, which I had found during my research. I was a little scared that sugary drinks (2 Recordelic ciders) would not mix well with my newly re-acquired bowel function, but Ryan assured me that there was more sugar in the three glasses of juice I consumed that morning with breakfast. He was right: no adverse effects and we're still going strong today :D
We stayed at the Apricot Hotel, which is the second fanciest hotel we've ever stayed in (the first being the Fairmount Royal York), but there breakfast buffet was seriously lacking. I stuck with fruit, croissants, and phó and had no problems. My motto is: have phó, will eat!
Next up: the magnificence of Halong Bay
The lobby of the ultra-fancy Apricot Hotel, where we stayed
Vietnam telecom
Yes, she is carrying these on a push bike
Got caught trying to sneak a photo!! :/
That's the Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum behind us
The roots of the 'Buddha Tree', which grow UP from the ground 
Wrong angle, but this is the Temple of Literature that is shown on the 100,000 dong note (equivalent of just under $6 CAD)
We loved the story of the Turtle and the Phoenix: when Vietnam was flooded, the Turtle gave the Phoenix a landing pad. When Vietnam experienced extreme drought, the Phoenix carried to Turtle to where there was water. It's a story about friendship!! :)
 The "town hall" (meeting place) for some of Vietnam's ethnic tribes. Those stairs were scary on the way down!
....why did they carve him which so much shame????
Our favourite place in Hanoi <3

Monday, January 23, 2017

Halong Bay: another UNESCO World Heritage site!

The drive to Halong Bay was 3 hours, but we stopped at the "tourist stopping area" after 2 so our driver could eat lunch/smoke. Ryan saw a silk screen 'painting' that he really wanted, but at $150 it was a little out of our price range, so we bought a smaller one. The ladies making them were in-house, and you'll see a photo below. We also stopped at a pearl farm to see how pearls and made/extracted, and is as surprised to learn that although pearls are found naturally in nature, the natural pearls are rarely used for jewellery due to their imperfections. The pearl farmers actually manipulate the oysters, placing a tiny piece of shell and membrane from another healthy oyster into the one that they want to make the pearl, but even THEN there's no guarantee that the oyster will accept the foreign bodies, and even if everything is accepted, there's no guarantee that the pearl produced will be the correct size/colour/transparency/etc. It's a big gamble that can take up to several years to pay off (depending on the pearl: Akoya pearl can take 10 to 14 months to cultivate, Tahiti pearls can take 18-24 months, and South Sea pearls can take 2-3 years!). Obviously the staff are looking to make a sale, but pearls aren't really my thing and the only necklace that I liked was in our price range of $70, so they didn't get me THAT day.

We are SO glad that we did the 3-day, 2-night program on the Jasmine Junk in Halong Bay; the scenery was simply fantastic, and our cabin had a private balcony!!!! It actually stopped raining the second day, so we could enjoy the top deck of the boat :)

There are 1,969 islands that comprise Halong Bay, but I don't know who actually counts them....must be counted from a helicopter, cuz it would be too tedious on a boat ;) 
We visited Tien Ong Cave and Cua Van fishing village on our first day, and unfortunately that's when Ryan's fancy camera decided to stop working. Was it because of the constant drizzle, or because he's had it for a few years and it was a hand-me-down from his sister? We're guessing the latter. RIP friend - you provided us with great memories (especially in Australia!!!) and we will miss you.
That evening we learned how to make deep-fried spring rolls, but had to leave early before tasting our work because we had booked massages. My therapist did not lock the door, and someone walked in during my massage. What's worse is that Ryan's therapist (and I use the term loosely - these were just two women that gave massages on a boat. They were NOT professionally trained) answered a text DURING his massage! And she did not massage his quads, which any therapist will agree is the largest muscle on the human body. Double fail, although Ryan is too nice to mention anything on his comment card other than "nice massage, relaxing", whereas I ran out of room on my comment card LOL.

We opted to skip the early morning Tai Chi lesson on the sun deck the next morning, but I enjoyed the view from our balcony with my morning coffee. We were rushed off the boat directly after breakfast, boarded our day boat, and set sail for Surprise Cave. Absolutely gorgeous! We then had the option of kayaking through Luon Cave, but I didn't want my first time kayaking to be in frigid waters, knowing my luck with anything (LOL), so we were rowed around by one of the local villagers, who rely on tips for their (very hard!!) work. After lunch, we visited the pearl farm (the actual farm where the previously visited one gets their stock - all the same owner/company) and I bought a perfectly oval, purple Tahiti pearl necklace for $70 - you got me, pearl farmers!!! I love it because it's not perfect - just like me :)

On the last day we opted not to take the hike up to the viewpoint of Halong Bay, so we slept in a little bit and packed. The ship manager talked to us about our comment card, and provided us with several apologis and some unnecessary parting gifts, including the cold that Ryan got (2 days incubation period, followed by six days of straight fever and a scratchy throat that broke the night before we went to the elephant park in Chiang Mai).

We also bought that silk screen that Ryan had seen in the first tourist shop, when we stopped at the tourist shop while LEAVING Halong Bay - we worked her down to $125 (originally $170).

Next up: Laos and the Shompoo Cruise upstream on the Mekong!
The ladies working on the silk screens
On our balcony
Exciting 
The (wet) dining deck of our boat
Ryan enjoying the scenery
Yup
Our cozy little room onboard
Part of the massive buffet the first night 
2nd half of buffet in dining area
Enjoying the view :)
Holding a real pearl, that had just been cracked
.....about to spend $70....